Oh man, times flies! It’s already two weeks ago since I last posted various examples of comics art.
1 – “Well, is it okay for you flying with me to the comic festival?” “Oh yeah! What are we going to do?”
2 – “I’m going to present my work and sign my books. You can read the comics I put in your bag.”
3 – “I already read all of them.” “What, already? I bought them just yesterday! How did you read them that fast?”
4 – “Quite simply. I jump over the places where they put the text.”
5 – “Really … are you serious? You do not read at all? Nevertheless, can you follow the story?” “Erm… Yes, kind of… Finally… There are the pictures to follow.”
6 – “You know that I put two years of effort into my last album. I hope you’ll be little patient before reading it.”
Okay, mostly we are too lazy to read. So, I start with the pictures that have no text. (To see them in full size, please click on them. A new window, or tab, will open, where they are originally hosted.) After them I share with you some humoristic strips. 🙂
via http://www.behance.net/gallery/Various-work-10/3048235 (by Kilian Eng)
wherefrom – what for – wherefore – whereto
discovering the undiscovered of the isle and finding out how to picture it best.
today isla volante takes her name literally, she seems to fly away.
hopefully, we reach harbour before she takes off.
1 – Every day, right after school, I passed by this scabby house with the door bell nameplate »Kingdom of Heaven«
2 – Childhood—this time of wild confusion. One knows so less, one makes out much, but permanently one has to pretend knowing. | Standard phrase: “Of course, I know, what it means. But I won’t tell you.”
3 – All the time one catches something up grown-ups say, without understanding anything at all. Yet, one doesn’t ask for the meaning, because one wants to be a grown-up. And as a grown-up one knows. | RAF GDR anal sex antisemitism
4 – Our history lessons were lousy. We were merely taught names and numbers from the Nazi era. Neither before nor after it anything happened in human history. | boring emptiness
5 – The GDR remained something foggy until the end of junior high school. I figured the raise of the wall due to overpopulation, so as to bar in some part of the German population.
6 – This trail of slime of our stupidities runs through our whole lives. Thus, we never should be too sure of having understood this dumb and stinky world. | At the age of 15: “The Offspring invented punk!”
At Lisa Hannigan’s merchandise booth. Every second person like that: “Hellau, kud ju tell mi if… äh…se…” “I’m not part of the band. Just speak German.”
1 – “No, Leon! No! Don’t you bite that woman! Leon! You hear me? Come on! Leon? Leon!” “I get you a child’s chair.”
2 – “Oh, thank you very much! Erm… this isn’t a child’s chair.” “Yes, it is! It’s easy to rearm.”
1 – “Beware! Shut all doors and windows! Breathe through wet cloths, attend to the radio announcements!”
2 – “What is it?!” “After-shave?” “Eau de toilette.”
3 – “You shouldn’t bathe in it. I already wanted to report a chemical accident.”
1 – “Hi! I’m the fairy godmother. You…” “A horse! I want a horse!”
2 – “But not that whole caboodle like a pony! A big horse! That big to get Susi Klöpke breathless!”
3 – “Susanne! Stop giggling! You’re already turning wholly blue.”
“I told you, take care of your cape, Mister Wayne!”
1 – Registered Society “Women from Berlin being stressed out because of Björk” | *) visit from Frankfurt
2 – “Oh my God, our membership of the German umbrella organization expires tomorrow!” “So let’s drive to the annual general meeting in Aachen, right away…” “…there we can mouth off about Björk with like-minded people, besides we can make our membership get going.”
3 – A word and a blow: “Haha, right now it’s going straight down to the nitty-gritty of that puffed up Nordic hyper-art-shrapnel.”
4 – Inside the Brussels Hall of the Eurogress: “Dear hate-sisters, it’s great that for coming here no way was too far for you. I’m starting right away: That old goat!”
5 – “Thank you, but I didn’t even started yet.”
6 – “I have some more inconvenient truths: Well, how dare she to pride on herself! She shall sing to the Iceland ponies!” “If she sings to my pony, I could spit right into her child-woman-pan!” “Right into her cuteness-mug!”
7 – “She rather should sing to my Dutt. Namely, my Dutt is a cactus having convulsions!” “‘Cactus’ haha”
8 – “If she wants to make art, then she should go to the German Opera in Berlin. I don’t mindher singing there all over the year.” “Polar-bitch!”
9 – “And always those award-winning top movies!” “She should make quite normal videos. Like Pink or Avril Lavigne.”
10 – “And always these just-genuine-emotions!” “And always these swan suits at the Oscar night always.” “And always those computers!” “And those harps always!”
11 – “Girls, you got it. You don’t always need me… erm…not any longer.”
12 – Four hours later: “Oh, once again, it was great.” “Once a year I really need it.” “If this convention would be every week I’d really consider moving to Aachen.” P.S.: Katz & Goldt love Björk, but they know several intelligent women as such “hating” Björk.